Nerds General -"don't panic"

[Slate521]

That's the goal!

I think biology is the most interesting science, but chemistry might be fun. I like Algebra, but hate geometry.

Chemistry is fun because you get to play with things that are so incredibly tiny but incredibly useful.

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[Katamari007]

Chemistry is fun because you get to play with things that are so incredibly tiny but incredibly useful.

NO ONE SAY IT


FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY NO ONE SAY IT

[Otis Da HousKat]

Yesterday we made some simple smoke bombs with a real mortar and pestle(wowzers). Should government chem sniffers scan me they will pick up large amounts of nitrates on some of my personal belongings. This is not a good thing.

[Wynd_Fox]

Smoke bombs are pretty cool. I usually use sugar and some other chemical, can't remember what.

[Electrk]

Here's how to make napalm:

Gasoline + Styrofoam

[Otis Da HousKat]

Smoke bombs are pretty cool. I usually use sugar and some other chemical, can't remember what.

We used some stump remover pellets (potassium nitrate) and powdered sugar. Just quick and dirty no fun colors or anything.

My chemist friend wants to try making some meth and ecstasy but doesn't want that kind of activity showing up on polygraph tests for government security clearance in the future.

[Slate521]

sulfur + saltpeter = FUN!

[BanishedLetters]

|4a + 5| > 10

how could you not find that easy?

it looks like junior high math

[BobSevenSevens]

sitting in precalc

teacher says: today, you are going to be doing long multiplication and division...
*class starts pulling our calculators*
teacher: WITHOUT calculators!
*class fails miserably at long multiplication and division*
teacher: Welp, now i know that none of you can pass 6th grade.

[Slate521]

sitting in precalc

teacher says: today, you are going to be doing long multiplication and division...
*class starts pulling our calculators*
teacher: WITHOUT calculators!
*class fails miserably at long multiplication and division*
teacher: Welp, now i know that none of you can pass 6th grade.

My teachers pull those richard moves on me on me all the time. :P

[Wynd_Fox]

We used some stump remover pellets (potassium nitrate)

Yeah, that's it.

[Slate521]

Friend of mine smuggled a block of sodium out of the science room at one time.

He dropped it in the men's bathroom handicapped stall's toilet.

self-explanatory story after that

[Wynd_Fox]

Long division and multiplication are easy without calculators, just time-consuming.

[Ceist]

mercury(II) fulminate. mercury(II) + ethanol + nitric acid. explosive mixture.

[Darkness ZXW]

Long division and multiplication are easy without calculators, just time-consuming.

adding, subtracting and small division pretty much

are people handicapped nowadays