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Long division and multiplication are easy without calculators, just time-consuming.
I can do it easily, I'm just the clumsiest forgeter ever when it comes to math.

I can do it easily, I'm just the clumsiest forgeter ever when it comes to math.

There's a reason they train you to do mental math.

higgs boson?
Higgles-Boston, you idiot
you guys are so far from the joke that it can't even be described.


I poured root beer into a square cup; now I just have beer.

Attempt to synthesize tetranitratoxycarbon and you'll make the little girl who thought up of the molecule proud.

oh wait, you'd probably kill yourself doing that due to the nitrogen-oxygen groups and its instability.
I poured root beer into a square cup; now I just have beer.
Pour it into a cubic cup and you get square beer!
« Last Edit: September 12, 2012, 07:03:31 PM by Axolotl2 »



mercury(II) fulminate. mercury(II) + ethanol + nitric acid. explosive mixture.
Silver fulminate!


Theoretical physics, here we go.

Sally is travelling on foot from rest and accelerating uniformly at 8m/sec2.

A)  What would be her final velocity in 3 years?
B)  What is the distance she has travelled in 3 years?
C)  Assuming that she is always at sea level on the Earth, then how many times does she encompass the Earth, travelling Due East on the equator.

Assume:
  • Sally is indestructible.
  • There is no air resistance.
  • Sally can travel at ANY velocity and any distance.
  • Sally will not rupture space-time.


Theoretical physics, here we go.

Sally is travelling on foot from rest and accelerating uniformly at 8m/sec2.

A)  What would be her final velocity in 3 years?
B)  What is the distance she has travelled in 3 years?
C)  Assuming that she is always at sea level on the Earth, then how many times does she encompass the Earth, travelling Due East on the equator.

Assume:
  • Sally is indestructible.
  • There is no air resistance.
  • Sally can travel at ANY velocity and any distance.
  • Sally will not rupture space-time.
Assuming there's 31 536 kiloseconds in a year, and she is accelerating at 8m/s2, then

8km * 31 536 ks^2

8km * 994519296 ks2

wait forget

-snip-
A) 75686400m/s

B) 35802694660000000m

C) 893392256 rev

Let me know if I'm right or wrong. Hope I'm right.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2012, 08:06:09 PM by Man 2 »

oh, there's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminium, Selenium, and Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium. There's nickel, neodymium neptunium germanium, and iron americium, ruthenium, uranium. Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, and lanthanum, osmium, astatine and radium, gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, and iodine, thorium, and thulium and thallium. There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium and boron, gadolinium, niobium iridium. Strontium and silicon, silver and samarium, and bismuth bromine lithium beryllium and barium. There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium and phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium. Manganese, mercury, molybdenum magnesium, dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. Lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium. Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and tantalum technetium titanium tellurium, and cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. There's sulfur, californium, fermium, berkelium, and also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium. And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon zinc and rhodium, and chlorine cobalt copper carbon tungsten tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard, and there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.

[lawrencium, rutherfordium, dubnium, seaborgium, bohrium, hassium, meitnerium, darmstadtium, roentgenium, copernicium, ununtritium, flerovium, ununpentium, livermorium, ununseptium, ununoctium]

thank you.