there's a steaming hot cappuccino in front of my face

[Kingdaro]

i wanna drink it so bADLY but i don't want chronic severe tongue damage D:
/offtopic is indeed a blog

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[Communist²]

i wanna drink it so bADLY but i don't want chronic severe tongue damage D:
/offtopic is indeed a blog

ice

[Orion]

the hell

[Electrk]

/offtopic is indeed a blog

I DISAGREE, SIR

[Kingdaro]

ice

there is none

ever since mom fixed her blood pressure problem

and if I pour cold water in it it'll be all watery and it might overflow :S

[xxxxkill]

Buy a plane ticket and fly to Antarctica!

[Kingdaro]

Buy a plane ticket and fly to Antarctica!

seems simple enough

[Communist²]

there is none

ever since mom fixed her blood pressure problem

and if I pour cold water in it it'll be all watery and it might overflow :S

but it in the regrigifriender

[Kingdaro]

but it in the regrigifriender

IT DOES NOT EXIST

[T0XIC]

IT DOES NOT EXIST

Let it sit for a while
Drink it
Enjoy

[Communist²]

Let it sit for a while

nope

[Kingdaro]

Let it sit for a while
Drink it
Enjoy

I CAN'T loving DO THIS

THIS IS NOT AN OPTION

oh wait i'm doing it already herp

[xxxxkill]

seems simple enough

No what are you talking about that's like impossible
Here's what you do
Fly to a train station in England
Walk through a column
End up in Hogwarts
Go through a bunch of training so you can be a wizard
Find out spell for freezing stuff
Find out you are part of a prophecy and defeat the dark lord
Go back home with a cup of water
Make ice cubes
Boom cold coffee.

[T0XIC]

I CAN'T loving DO THIS

THIS IS NOT AN OPTION

oh wait i'm doing it already herp

Give it a good stare