The moral compass (Or: all we all asswipes in this forum?)

[Cargøn]

Ok, so how this will roll is:
One person will make a situation that you must respond to. But there's a catch. You must make a good and a bad choice for every situation. The next user must then answer this in the good or bad form. You can also make a four-answer one with good, bad, angelic, and devilish.
EX:
Derp: Your mom is in a room alone. Do you say hi (good) or shoot her in the head (bad)?
herp: hehe i shut her in dee hed
Derp: What the fu-
I will keep track on this moral compass of text right here while you answer this. The + marks where we are.


We are:
Raptor jesus
-Godly
-Uber-Angelic
-Angelic
-Pope-ly?
-Saintly
-All-around good-guy Greg's
-Really nice guys
-Nice guys
-Family fun guy
-Not a complete waste of protein
-Average derps
-Cynical
-meanie poos!!1!!
-Jerks
-Bullies
-starfishs
-Douches
+Criminals
-Death row criminals
-Devils-Devil quartermasters
-Satan himself
-Lørd tøny

Almost forgot:
The entire town has flooded! You are on top of your roof, but your lower house was locked tight enough to not take any water damage. Suddenly, your crush comes by in a boat! She lands on your roof and you let her live with you until help comes. One fateful night, you come into her room to find her changing clothes. There is a split second as you weight your options. Do you...
Good- Apologize and leave the room quickly.
Bad- Come onto her (no pun intended)

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[Ben Grapevine]

We are:
-Godly
-Angelic
-Saintly
-Really nice guys
-Nice guys
-Average derps
-Jerks
-starfishs
-Criminals
-Devils
+Satan himself

[Cargøn]

We are:
-Godly
-Angelic
-Saintly
-Really nice guys
-Nice guys
-Average derps
-Jerks
-starfishs
-Criminals
-Devils
+Satan himself

Answer da question goony pls

[plad101]

We are:
+TITS
-Godly
-Angelic
-Saintly
-Really nice guys
-Nice guys
-Average derps
-Jerks
-starfishs
-Criminals
-Devils
-Satan himself

Do i win yet?

[_Rave_]

Your mom is in a room alone.  Do you

1) Punch her in the ovary for being out of the kitchen. (Bad)

or

2) Boil a pot of tea and have a conversation about her day. (Good)
you guys dont understand this at all

[Swollow]

Your mom is in a room alone.  Do you

1) Punch her in the ovary for being out of the kitchen. (Bad)

or

2) Boil a pot of tea and have a conversation about her day. (Good)
you guys dont understand this at all

ya neither do joo, your suppoesd to answer his question first anyway I choose 2

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Conversation.

You are trapped on a desert island with a friend of yours. You're both starving. Do you offer to scout for food or cannibalize your friend?

[.:FancyPants:.]

boil the tea, i forgot anatomy so i don't remember where the ovary is.

[Black and White]

We are:
-Godly
-Angelic
-Saintly
-Really nice guys
-Nice guys
-Average derps
-Jerks
-starfishs
-Criminals
-Devils
+Satan himself

I peed

I mean nearly

[Flamecannon]

the problem is you shouldn't tell us what choice is good or bad

[plad101]

I would kill her with my richard.

[Wynd_Fox]

Terrible poll.

Scout for food.

[.:FancyPants:.]

the problem is you shouldn't tell us what choice is good or bad

you're talking with your friend.

do you STAB HIM IN THE FACE

or GIVE HIM A PRESENT

[plad101]

okay so ur in a rom
und ur cigaretteot mum is sitting der like a dumbaz
do u kill hr (GOOD YOU friendS)
Or leet hur lev (GO DIE FUKCINHGH)

[Cargøn]

you're talking with your friend.

do you STAB HIM IN THE FACE

or GIVE HIM A PRESENT

Knowing you, STAB STAB STAB