Author Topic: The Fighting Topic  (Read 5296 times)

be 100% honest with me, like no lies. how often do you ACTUALLY use all these dumb ching chang fighting moves in an actual fight? ive seen a bunch of whiteboys who are all "yo bitch i could lay you out right now lets go" and then my friend is just like "yo i heard he was a blackbelt in kungfu panda" or whatever. so we go at it and hes in this little jackie chan stance and i just lay the guy out.

i mean im sure some stuff you learn is useful, like WHERE to hit and stuff, but honestly i dont need to take a jet li class for that.

i got in a fight once
it was fun

I got in a few fights back in middle school but that's about it.

be 100% honest with me, like no lies. how often do you ACTUALLY use all these dumb ching chang fighting moves in an actual fight? ive seen a bunch of whiteboys who are all "yo bitch i could lay you out right now lets go" and then my friend is just like "yo i heard he was a blackbelt in kungfu panda" or whatever. so we go at it and hes in this little jackie chan stance and i just lay the guy out.

i mean im sure some stuff you learn is useful, like WHERE to hit and stuff, but honestly i dont need to take a jet li class for that.
i wouldn't use them unless i actually knew them lol. not just that you'd make an ass of yourself if you say you did and got flattened.

redgajin is sayin some true stuff up there.

I learned kung fu from a street smart sensei, so it's a mix of both and he'd rather teach us how to ACTUALLY fight then be in a competition. we train with practice weapons and i bought myself a pair of huge wooden sticks that i can swing really fast. the thing is, on the street, if you sit there and try to do some kind of form, you're going to have a bad time. and a broken face. unless you train constantly on it, and even then, somebody is always faster.

though my favorite move is the first one orion linked.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2012, 08:01:05 PM by KadeBL_ID12958 »

i came to start a fight about  :cookie: s :3

I used to do boxing and a mixture of jujitsu streetfighting, until I got too poor for lessons...

My friend is getting in a fight on monday or friday I'm pretty sure, the guys that want to fight him came up to our school a few days ago and yeah, they said they are bringing 7 or so people and they "arent using their fists" aka weapons. So my friend is going to go with a crowbar and like 2 of his friends, not sure if I'm going to join in yet.


i came to start a fight about  :cookie: s :3
you're not funny and this joke sucks. actually apply something to the topic instead of spam it.

Never been in a fight. Never been close to one. People dont generally hate the guy who is really nice.

stop
NU COOKES ARE TAH BEST THARs NOThin U CAN DO A BOUT it RIght  :cookieMonster: ?

NU COOKES ARE TAH BEST THARs NOThin U CAN DO A BOUT it RIght  :cookieMonster: ?
quit being a waste of space.

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holy stuff

well remember that you should probably run if you think you're gonna die ;)

I used to do boxing and a mixture of jujitsu streetfighting, until I got too poor for lessons...

My friend is getting in a fight on monday or friday I'm pretty sure, the guys that want to fight him came up to our school a few days ago and yeah, they said they are bringing 7 or so people and they "arent using their fists" aka weapons. So my friend is going to go with a crowbar and like 2 of his friends, not sure if I'm going to join in yet.
wtf kind of friend are you. go.
and if you are taking a beater, take a steel cable, but make sure you wear gloves. And although it sounds pretty dumb, its really good. i was in a fight once and this guy just busts out this cable and im just all "wtf is this lol" and we go at it and he loving whips me so hard in the leg, i have this huge ass scar on my leg from it. it hurts like a bitch and makes the guy stop too.

and i cannot stress using gloves with that enough, you can get metal splinters in your skin from those.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2012, 08:09:19 PM by RedGajin »