Let's write a story, guys!

[Cucumber!]

So this topic will probably crash and burn with a lecherous amount of rape and all that but it's worth a go!

Prewriting:
Before we get our story going, we need the three essentials: characters, setting, and plot. So let's get started on that.
Who will be our first character?

Character List:
- Rammerfish the Glandular, the Harkonnen knight
-Sir Crepesly Von Darken, Baron of Pencil-vain-ia
-Peter McBehr, a candy delivery man

Setting:
"Under water on an alien planet where all the fish are actually aquatic aphid larva with snorkeling gear." [On the planet Planeto]

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[Katadeus]

Rammerfish the Glandular, the Harkonnen knight.

[Crêpe]

Sir Crepesly Von Draken, Baron of Pencil-vain-ia

Also known as Crepesly

[Cucumber!]

Arlight let's get ONE more character!

[SailorMan]

Peter McBehr
Lover of all candies, and known world wide for his skills at driving his candy delivery cart or van or whatever fits the era for this story. No, it does not say Free Candy on the sides, CUS DATS JUST CREAPIE

He is also known as Merchant McBehr. He is a market man, but hears the calls for his country when needed, and selflessly leads men. and wields his weapons a long side them like a true leader through exotic lands, secretly searching for more delicious candy....
Note, this man has a clean public record...

[kidplasma]

Reviax Takeshi. Aka:the wise serpent The fearless bounty hunter.He takes any job for the money. Stealth is his ally.He wears a green reptilian kabuki mask and a hood.
He does not care who he works for, he just wants to get the job done. He will do whatever it takes. He will not let anything interfere.

[Anti-Block]

Borto Yoris Gletskin

a russian ostrich tamer who is the only man who owns space research. is constantly hunted down by the KGB

[CharlesSpeaking]

Clarkal. The wandering bandit.

Am I doing it right?

[Cucumber!]

We're good for characters, now we need a setting!

[Jerkface]

Under water on an alien planet where all the fish are actually aquatic aphid larva with snorkeling gear.

[Cucumber!]

Under water on an alien planet where all the fish are actually aquatic aphid larva with snorkeling gear.

Planet name?

Alanae?

..got it off a planet name generator lol

[Jerkface]

Planet name?

Alanae?

..got it off a planet name generator lol

The planet's name shall be...!

Planeto!

[Cybertails1998]

20th century, menen version

[InvisibleName]

setting is: Day time love ed on plenat erf

[Katadeus]

Rammerfish like love ed