Stupid stuff that teachers say.

[Kevso]

My english teacher is stupid she played a song on the screen in a document that she wanted us to figure out what it was called, so she typed some lyrics out and apperantly named the document the songs name so it said it at the top, and everyone knew it, but her.

This other time she asked "Is Tony here?"
My freind tony "no, Tony isn't here."
Teacher "ok."

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[auzman466]

Gives lecture on the unreliability of Wikipedia
USES INTERNET EXPLORER

[Darkness ZXW]

die spracken sie Deutsche?

[Alteration]

die spracken

What did Spracken ever do to you?! D:>

[Kalphiter]

die spracken sie Deutsche?

Your German sucks.

[Darkness ZXW]

Your German sucks.

yeah it does

i learned like three sentences in 6th grade and they've been morphed into random words that anyone who actually speaks it understands as well as someone who doesn't

[InvisibleName]

What did Spracken ever do to you?! D:>

OH GOD MY SIDES

[Anti-Block]

What did Spracken ever do to you?! D:>

Spracken's a dirty bastard that what he is

[Cool Boi]

The bell does not dismiss you. I dismiss you.

[shyGriff]

kii wux thric renthisj Vs'shtak?

i didn't use a translator to say that, i just used the translator a few times before and memorized the words

[mlockha]

The bell does not dismiss you. I dismiss you.

holy stuff this stuff is so annoying. if the bell doesn't dismiss us why the forget do we have a bell. And one of our teachers says "Wait till the second bell" which is the tardy bell. other then that my teachers are amazing.

[Darkness ZXW]

What did Spracken ever do to you?! D:>

One more word and the Spracken gets it.

[Alteration]

Adate liser jorhaa'ir Mando'a?

[BubbaGum]

Funny, I took off my pants one time but when I put them back on she said "Take your pants off again".
You're not doing something right.

im sorry :c

[Kimon]

Ok whatever you do do not subtract in these kind of equations... Ok so now I want you to subtract this equation.

My teacher said something along those lines today. I think it was a slip-up though.