Author Topic: Stupid stuff that teachers say.  (Read 6562 times)

My P.E. teacher when I was in middle school like four years ago:
"If you have enough energy to talk to eachother, you have enough energy to run another lap"

Also, it always kinda ticked me off that he made us do all this exercise/said we weren't trying hard enough when he weighed at least 300 pounds.

My high school teachers are pretty cool so I don't really have anything to say about them, but holy forget I hated my 4th grade teacher, every week she would send me to the principal's office for some stupid thing that wasn't even a big deal. I became known as a "bad kid" in my elementary school so teachers always watched me and I got in trouble for stupid stuff because I was labeled a "troublemaker".


Also in middle school I had a VERY destructive russian friend, once he took my binder and stapled the stuff out of it (like there was atleast 50 staples in it), and my english teacher just looked at me like I was stupid and she said "Why did you do this to your binder?" and I just sat there and started laughing my ass off, which I guess she thought I was high or something so I got sent to the principal's.

SI System is clearly based upon by 10's and hundreds or so, unlike the imperial system (american system) which is a bunch of random forgettard stuff.

A teacher at my old school, now my sister's school, abolished backpacks like a forgettard and they need to carry their items around with them because "it helps clean up clutter." that bitch is a loving moron.

i took drivers ed from my gym teacher in freshman year and he gave me a detention for drawing some unsavory pictures on the back of an other students's math homework. i got the detention but the guy never even showed up, i ended up just sitting in the field house on my phone for about 45 minutes before he came in after driving his daughter home or some stuff. He said that i didn't have to attend the detention because i waited there but he told me that he had some nefarious stuff planned out for me to do.


My seventh grade computer teacher wouldn't allow me to type up a report on Lucid Dreaming. She said it could be about anything appropriate too. When I asked why I couldn't type it up, she declared that "You just can't." I kept asking her why not and she just yelled at me.
Should've asked for the principal.



Pretty sure that plagiarism gets you expelled.

...anyway, this.  Highschool.  This.

Pretty sure that plagiarism gets you expelled.
in highschool? uh no



Pretty sure that plagiarism gets you expelled.

...anyway, this.  Highschool.  This.
You can't even be expelled from my school.

in highschool? uh no

Go murder someone and see if you get a week off.

They can, and will, kick you out of school.

You can't even be expelled from my school.
I doubt this. You're just not stuffty enough of a student to do so.

in highschool? uh no
it does in private and non-stuff public schools, i've seen it done many times. most of the time, since they can't actually issue a detention, they issue a 7 month suspension that would force the student to repeat the grade if they didn't transfer.

My school did this a while back, and since the school is private the kid would have gotten expelled for repeating. basically they expelled him without actually putting an expulsion on his and their records.

I doubt this. You're just not stuffty enough of a student to do so.
Seriously you can't, the only way to get someone permanently out of that school is to have them leave town completely.

Seriously you can't, the only way to get someone permanently out of that school is to have them leave town completely.
you could kill them.

Go murder someone and see if you get a week off.
They can, and will, kick you out of school.
um, what? not for plagiarism
-etc-
oh
well, okay
I guess my school's stuff then (not being sarcastic lol it really does suck)

um, what? not for plagiarismoh

I responded to you while having read both your post, and Alyx's post.

Still though, if you don't get expelled for plagiarism, then plagiarize every paper you do.  Most of them will go unnoticed, saving you all that time writing them!