Stupid stuff that teachers say.

[fred da kiko]

it really also does depend on the severity of the plagiarism. a paragraph wouldn't be too bad but a kid at my school got legitimately expelled because he used his sister's paper and submitted it to turnitin.com.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

you could kill them.

Or that.

In other words do something to make it so they can't go to that school.

[Ceist]

Seriously you can't, the only way to get someone permanently out of that school is to have them leave town completely.

I still highly doubt this unless you're autistic and the school is primarily made for handicaps.

[Jerkface]

Or that.

In other words do something to make it so they can't go to that school.

Does your school also teach math classes using textbooks from grammar school?  It seems a bit behind with such lax rules.

[fred da kiko]

Does your school also teach math classes using textbooks from grammar school?  It seems a bit behind with such lax rules.

they teach math with a wooden board and a crayon.

[Darkness ZXW]

they teach math with a wooden board and a crayon.

wooden board + crayon = fishe

[Sami2ss]

[Tammy]

One time my chemistry teacher started singing "I'm on a Boat".

[fred da kiko]

my french teacher let me off twice for saying forget in her class.

[Night Fox]

my french teacher let me off twice for saying forget in her class.

"forget"
"that's detention, young man!"
"forget"
"oh, nevermind. but next time you're getting it!"

[fred da kiko]

"forget"
"that's detention, young man!"
"forget"
"oh, nevermind. but next time you're getting it!"

She let me off to spite a friend behind me who was trying to get me detention. It was on two separate occasions too.

[Joker Card]

My math teacher last year told us to go through the book and find any formula and write them down on an index card. Whatever we put down we can use on our final. I wrote down every loving formula in the book and included samples of how they all worked. I ended up using like 2 on the final.

[Crêpe]

my teacher always swears lol

But then he said infront of Primary One

[Cargøn]

a lot of teachers like to do this for some reason

it's mostly to assert their authority i think

i like my science teacher though, he's like bill nye but funnier

[Cargøn]

"I don't care how many knives will fit under your jacket, I just VLOOOUGH"
Or some stuff like that.