Author Topic: Stupid stuff that teachers say.  (Read 6591 times)

I hate it when the whole class has to do detention while only two people where talking.

My friend's I.T teacher said that Listening to Onestop was using up the school's bandwidth.

"Anyone can edit Wikipedia and there is absolutely no moderation whatsoever and there never will be. This means that every fact you could ever possibly glean from any page on Wikipedia is 100% false."

"Anyone can edit Wikipedia and there is absolutely no moderation whatsoever and there never will be. This means that every fact you could ever possibly glean from any page on Wikipedia is 100% false."
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I never have to go to the bathroom in school
I always can hold it in until home

I never have to go to the bathroom in school
I always can hold it in until home
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plus my school's bathrooms are stanky

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plus my school's bathrooms are stanky
Everywhere in the bathroom

"EAST SIDE BITCHES"

"ES SUKS"

"EAST SIDE"

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My teachers where always pretty cool, but usually my dumbass friends would do something stupid and get me involved, leading to me receiving a punishment.

Well, this one guy I know gets yelled at for parking his car facing outward so he can drive straight out instead of backing up, which really doesn't make a lot of loving sense if you ask me.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2012, 10:38:46 AM by The Corporation »

"Anyone can edit Wikipedia and there is absolutely no moderation whatsoever and there never will be. This means that every fact you could ever possibly glean from any page on Wikipedia is 100% false."
This annoys me so much.
Not only is Wikipedia quite commonly moderated, particularly on high-traffic topics, such as ones you're likely to have as a school project, but the entire thing is normally sourced.

If I have to research something, I go to Wikipedia. And from there, I find what I need, I look at the source for it, I visit that source and see that it checks out, then I use the information and I write down the original source of the info, not Wikipedia.
If it doesn't have a source, or the info on Wikipedia doesn't match the source, then I don't use the info from Wikipedia.

Teachers still claim that Wikipedia is obviously 100% incorrect though. Despite using it for making their own lessons and things.

My art teacher last year was a total hardass but fair.
One time, this stupid kid was throwing a random carton of OJ around that he had found (not bought) in the cafeteria.
The carton hit me once or twice, so I take it and throw it in the trash.
He then proceeds to bitch me out for throwing a "perfectly good" carton of OJ in the trash, and told me to pick it up from the trash.
I refused to do so, and he could have easily done it; it had barely anything in it and it was all discarded paper.
Then my art teacher comes in and we tell her our sides of the story. She says that the other student was at fault since he didn't buy it.

Private schools ftw

I never have to go to the bathroom in school
I always can hold it in until home
i dont think ive ever really needed to go to the bathroom at school, i always just ask to go to 1. get out of the classroom or 2. meet up with someone

None of my teachers say stupid things.

Yesterday, my biology teacher assigned us a report in which we had to cite two sources for where we got our information. Knowing that some teachers have standards on which website can be used, I naturally asked if she had any restrictions. She nonchalantly stated that the only sources we can't use were Google, Yahoo!, Bing, search engines of any sort, etc. She hadn't said anything about Wikipedia, so I asked, "That doesn't include Wikipedia, correct?"

The whole loving class looked at me with a dirty look, and they got into a whole stuffstorm about how Wikipedia can be edited. When this stuff happens, I put my nose in my textbook and ignore people like that because they don't even have their facts right.

There are probably 5 other Wikipedia controversy stories, but it's such bullstuff that Wikipedia gets such a bad rap because of some starfish who feels he has to edit every page to make it "hilarious".



I was in the cafeteria eating lunch with friends, when my friend offers me a pretzel. I politely accept, and ask him to hold it for me while I get a napkin out of my bag to put it in. He puts it on the table (I honestly don't give a forget about this) in the middle, between us and the annoying as forget kids on the other side of the table.

I finally found the napkins, but they were tangled in my earbuds and under a couple binders. I finally got it out and as soon as I got a napkin out and looked up, a kid on the other side of the table yelled, "What the forget!?" after seeing the pretzel and pushed it off the table. Suddenly, somebody taps me on the shoulder. A bit angry about losing the pretzel, I roll my eyes and turn around to see the principal. He tells me to see him after lunch, along with the kid on the other side of the table.

When we're dismissed, the kid, coward he is, runs out of the cafeteria and blends into the crowd. I go to see the principal in the office, and as soon as I walk in, he asks me, "Where's your bozo friend?" I told him I don't know the kid, and that was the truth. Still convinced I know the kid and I'm lying he tells me that I know his name. I once again answer I don't know him, slightly annoyed, but able to keep my composure and stay polite.

EVEN STILL, he's convinced I know the kid and asks him the next class he has. I finally begin to snap and through gritted teeth, I tell him I don't know the kid. Finally letting up, he tells me if I play with food again in the cafeteria, I'm getting suspended.

Next day, the kid sees me in the cafeteria and points to me for his friends. They all laugh like starfishs.