Mom arrested for letting kids play outside

[Electrk]

"Her lawn chair wasn't close enough to where they were playing."

Are you loving serious?

[Ad Bot]

[TheArmyGuy]

Obviously microsoft is bribing police to get kids to buy their xboxes.

[Soukuw]

I'm going to trust this stuffty Tumblr.

[Cybertails1998]

I'm going to trust this stuffty Tumblr.

A tumblr is 9999% stuffty for not having a good visual appeal!

[Harm94]

This is forgeted up and just reading this makes me freaking pissed off. I was allowed to play outside all the loving time when I was little and everyone was loving fine with that. Texas police are complete dumbasses and this is loving ridiculous. I'm going to loving get off of the computer for the rest of the day, because this is loving bullstuff. That woman deserves to get out of jail. Whoever made that loving law is an inside out elephant's prolapsed hemorrhoid ass.

Texas? Not allowed to play outside? No wonder there are so many fat people in the south.

[Electrk]

This is forgeted up and just reading this makes me freaking pissed off. I was allowed to play outside all the loving time when I was little and everyone was loving fine with that. Texas police are complete dumbasses and this is loving ridiculous. I'm going to loving get off of the computer for the rest of the day, because this is loving bullstuff. That woman deserves to get out of jail. Whoever made that loving law is an inside out elephant's prolapsed hemorrhoid ass.

You said forget seven times. Jesus Christ.

[Man 2]

an inside out elephant's prolapsed hemorrhoid ass.

I'm going to yell that out during lunch on Monday, I think.

[Katadeus]

You said forget seven times. Jesus Christ.

I see no point at which he said "forget seven times"

[Electrk]

I see no point at which he said "forget seven times"

In the entire post.

[.:FancyPants:.]

next up: child arrested for breathing too many times within the span of six seconds

[Sami2ss]

next up: child acquitted of all charges after mass genocide, more at 11.

[InvisibleName]

Next up: Child arrested for riding bike for 12 seconds.
$400,000,000 dollar fee for defense.

[Alteration]

Next up: Child arrested for riding bike for 12 seconds.
$400,000,000 dollar fee for defense.

Next up: Bald fat russian man arrested for firing weapon for 12 seconds.
$400,000 dollar fee for defense.

[InvisibleName]

Next up: Bald fat russian man arrested for firing weapon for 12 seconds.
$400,000 dollar fee for defense.

Next up: sandwich arrested for not having turkey in it.
$400,000,000,000 sandwich fee for defense.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Next up: Bald fat russian man arrested for firing weapon for 12 seconds.
$400,000 dollar fee for defense.

My sides exploded everywhere. I hope my insurance can cover that!