Funny Omegle Chats

[Christopher P.]

I saw that Cleverbot Omegle topic and I wanted to see if I could get a run-in with Cleverbot, but instead I hit a few funny chats.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: hey
Stranger: Whatss up.?
You: nothin
Stranger: soundss fun lol
You: yeah it is very fun doing nothing
Stranger: haa rly.?
You: yeah
Stranger: woww okay. im doingg nothingg alsoo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: how are you doing
Stranger: Great, you
You: good
Stranger: cool
You: have you ever herd of cleverbot?
Stranger: yep
You: yeah, pretty funny chatting with it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gogogo

[Ad Bot]

[Christopher P.]

Omegle is amazing

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Do you think Omegle should reuse this question if it's good enough?
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: hell yeah man do it
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Do you think Omegle should reuse this question if it's good enough?
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Archimedes]

Omegle is so funny.

[Club559]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: no
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: yes
Stranger: maybe
You: no
Stranger: no
You: maybe
Stranger: yes
You: maybe
Stranger: WEIRD CONVO
You: Yup
Stranger: no
You: maybe

[PowerDag]

You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: no this is patrick
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: no, this is patrick
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: NO, THIS IS PATRICK

[Momentum]

You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: what
Stranger: age gender
You: nope

You: hi
Stranger: ground control to major tom
You: copy?
Stranger: This is ground control to major tom
You: copy?
You: orders?
You: orders, ground control?
Stranger: here am i sitting in a tin can
Stranger: far above the world
Stranger: planet earth is blue and theres nothin i can do
You: kill yourself, major.
You: affirmative?
Stranger: IM FEELING KINDA STILL
Stranger: AND I THINK MY SPACE SHIP KNOWS WHERE TO GO
Stranger: GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
Stranger: UR CIRCUTS DEAD
You: no!
Stranger: CAN U HEAR ME MAJOR TOM
You: yes,
You: this is major tom
Stranger: heerrrree am i stiing in a tin can
You: ok
You: uh, are you from blf
Stranger: bowie to bowie
You: asl lol
Stranger: cross species between ryan gosling and dustin hoffman
You: ow stuff niga
You: im outsa here yo

You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BanishedLetters]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: go forget yourself
You have disconnected.

[Momentum]

pewdiepie vs uberhaxornova!!!1 please
Stranger 2: Pewdie
Stranger 1: huh
Stranger 2: Youtube celebs
Stranger 2 has disconnected

asl?????? ?? ? /
Stranger 1: 19 m usa
Stranger 2: 13, m, none of your goddamn business.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected

hey stranger, come over to my house tonight and we can slather mustard on my hot dog and shove them into your buns, oh my!
Stranger 1: Ha! Good one..
Stranger 2: don't think you are from istanbul
Stranger 2: but i would bring my kebab and shove it to your pide
Stranger 2: ...that sounded..extremely lame

oh god

hey stranger, since its subways birthday, come over to my white van and lets celebrate by giving each other the horizontal mambo, oh my.
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 2: such fun

[Christopher P.]

bump

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: I tried to ask anything I like, but do you think this question is open-ended and thought-provoking?
Stranger 2: NOPE
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: I tried to ask anything I like, but do you think this question is open-ended and thought-provoking?
Stranger 1: Not really
Stranger 2: Uhhh i don't get it
Stranger 2: I wish i was a robot bird tho
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Do you want to be a Robot Bird?
Stranger 2: ............./´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.•´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
You have disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Discuss questions.
Stranger 2: wtf
Stranger 2: i h8 u
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: How many strangers are online?
Stranger 2: 139090
Stranger 1: 27,722
Stranger 2: Damn
Stranger 2: I was close
Stranger 1: haha :D
Stranger 1 has disconnected
(was around 27,788 at the time)

[Cargøn]

Omegle is so funny.

Option 2! Then give half of the money back to her.

[Tetris]

[grunterdb1951]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like spongebob.
Stranger: hii
You: Is this the krusty krab?
Stranger: no this is patrick!
You: Pffffft snake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not sure about you but I found this conversation quite funny.

Edit:

You: richards
You: Ass
You: Vagina
You: Wafers
You: Vanilla
You: loving
You: Children shooting ducks
You: And like
You: Robots and stuff
You: While loving a dinosaur
You: And eating cheetos
You: loving Cheetos
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheOwl]

http://logs.omegle.com/d6c4570
Oh god

[Christopher P.]

http://logs.omegle.com/d6c4570
Oh god

best conversation september 2012

[danisaac5]

i got one
note im male i just faked being a female

You: hi
Stranger: Hey asl
You: 13,f, england
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m Ireland will u send nude pics
You: uh im sooooo horny :)
You: yh bby
Stranger: Ohh yea same here michaelp66@hotmail.co.uk
You: o wait im on ipod ;)
You: never mind

free email right here folks