Author Topic: New years babbys  (Read 1079 times)

Everyones parents must have forgeted on new years what with all the birthdays happening lately.

my parents dont forget i was made by science

>get drunk at new years party
>???
>baby

my parents dont forget i was made by science
this science is know as loveual intercourse.

BECAUSE NEW YEARS IS IN SEPTEMBER

I arrived from the planet Elantria by a mechanical stork in November


I nearly froze

BECAUSE NEW YEARS IS IN SEPTEMBER

it takes 9 months to have a baby learn2babies





hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
let's make babies

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
let's make babies
ok but be careful

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
so i heard you're pregnant
keep the baby

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
so i heard you're pregnant
keep the baby

hey i just met you
we were drunk
and had no condoms
so don't call me