Author Topic: am i a good writer  (Read 948 times)

So I wrote this little story:

one day I got so mad I yelled at big mama and while she was eatin twinkles and koolaid she started stufftingnout raccoons and all like nigs shut up and started spraying vagina juices everywhere and I whipped out 12 inch richard and big mamas like woah but the sun was pissed and was like no I want richard so sun came but big mama wanted richard so she sprayed her hot star fish at the sun and the sun went out and the native Indians went crazy and started singing oompa oompa and threw spears at the moon and burned themselves and the sun was like awe yea and came back


NOT AS BAD AS

YOUR FACE

words cannot describe this genius.



he wrot it fore me so I must be speshul





The word choice was excellent, it burned a vivid image in my mind that cannot ever be erased by any means.

The word choice was excellent, it burned a vivid image in my mind that cannot ever be erased by any means.

couldn't have said this any better myself

As wonderful a story as 50 Shades of Grey.

You took the words right out of my mouth and made them beautifuler.