Guard: Rescue DISTRESSED CITIZEN

: Hey, you! The village is under attack, what are you doing?

: Well, I uh, I came outside and everything was on fire!

: You should get out of the village, but most of the peasants I escort inevitably get a sword in the throat.

: Look, I can get you a weapon but it will be for self defense while getting to a safe place...
The options are BREAD KNIFE, WALKING STICK, SHODDY CROSSBOW, BUTTER KNIFE and LOUSY BB GUN. You can only choose one.