if you woke up as the opposite gender, what would you do?

[Treynolds416]

I would call my doctor because that stuff isn't supposed to happen

[Ad Bot]

[Epicular]

Make sure I'm female first. 

[Isaac Fox]

I would probably go into a deep depression.

[TheChaosCarrier]

convert my girlfriend to a lesbian.

[SWAT One]

I have a girlfriend.  This is awkward.

[Scorch]

in order:
suck tits
finger up woohoo
dress pretty :D
tit forget something
forget mattress
forget washing machine
forget couch
take shower, who the forget wouldn't wanna rub soap all over a female body, it might be the only time for a while for most of us here.
rub chest on walls
rub ass on things
look at own cleavage
many more things

[.:FancyPants:.]

in order:
suck tits
finger up woohoo
dress pretty :D
tit forget something
forget mattress
forget washing machine
forget couch
take shower, who the forget wouldn't wanna rub soap all over a female body, it might be the only time for a while for most of us here.
rub chest on walls
rub ass on things
look at own cleavage
many more things

but wait, there's more!

[Alyx Vance]

I'd hate that so much.

[CreamTurk3y]

in order:
suck tits
finger up woohoo
dress pretty :D
tit forget something
forget mattress
forget washing machine
forget couch
take shower, who the forget wouldn't wanna rub soap all over a female body, it might be the only time for a while for most of us here.
rub chest on walls
rub ass on things
look at own cleavage
many more things

[Refticus]

Measure my head for the noose.

[Littledude]

assuming I was a hot chick I would take advantage of the benefits of tits and a pretty face.

[xxxxkill]

in order:
suck tits
finger up woohoo
dress pretty :D
tit forget something
forget mattress
forget washing machine
forget couch
take shower, who the forget wouldn't wanna rub soap all over a female body, it might be the only time for a while for most of us here.
rub chest on walls
rub ass on things
look at own cleavage
many more things

Yeah pretty much this as well.

[T0XIC]

I'd hit on all my friends.

[Muffin]

Probably masturbate a lot.  Then find a way to explain it.

Id also probably have love a lot..

[Lesrock]

I would probably go into a deep depression.