if you woke up as the opposite gender, what would you do?

[Alyx Vance]

That now I think of it...

I'd get a carrot and play around with myself because its acceptable for a woman to do it.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

Everything. xxxxkill

ftfy

[Revoloarx]

I would have to pick a new name for my genitalia

[Clone v.117]

ftfy

It's funny because it's true.
Now get in my car.

[Tetris]

I would be the best researchstar EVER

because I know what men want ;)

[Nightmare-Duckie]

I would get attention on the internet by constantly making sure everyone knows I'm a female.

[Grodus]

wonder what i'm supposed to do now
and try to figure out how males go to the restroom

think of the snake as a gun

you have to aim it into the toilet while standing

[Clone v.117]

think of the snake as a gun

you have to aim it into the toilet while standing

and never point it at someone when its loaded

[Port]

fap

[Night Fox]

think of the snake as a gun
you have to aim it into the toilet while standing

except with a lot more curve in the bullet's path

[Swat 3]

I would masterbate on cam and forever fap to it.

So...

Your, you a girl?
I would hit on my best friend because i would be HOT.

[Clone v.117]

Flirt with my enemies and pretend I want to forget them then right when we are about to be like "LOL JKS go forget yourself you ugly spag-cunt"

[Kevin]

Probably masturbate a lot.  Then find a way to explain it.

[Chrono]

gain tons of free games

and then wonder what to do about:
-ID and citizenship
-Bank
-Job
-Family
-Relationship
-Friends

[BubbaGum]

I dont even get  steam games