The Salty Spitoon

[Mister Cheese]

I'm so tough that several kids threw quarters at my head today, about 6 of them all hitting me. I only clenched my teeth for 5 minutes.

Without any milk

[Ad Bot]

[Boink!]

How tough am I? I once got banned from roblox.

Sir, it seems you have missed Weenie Hut Jr's.

[A GUY]

I once ate a bowl of milk.

without any cereal.

[._maxwell23461_.]

I'm so tough I had to piss

[Theepicman]

The show must go on!. Ah the bumps.

[Flamecannon]

I'M SO TOUGH I CAN RIP A PIECE OF PAPER IN HALF
WITH ONLY ONE FINGER

[Cargøn]

I once did a post.
With no joke.

[LeetZero]

I'm so tough I made omelette...
...Without breaking any eggs.

[Clone v.117]

I'm so tough I get erections then run at brick walls for fun.

[LegendZ]

Did someone weld the locker you were hiding in and throw it out into space?

Late as hell, but no. It was a combination of leporazine and dexalin plus.

[WingZero]

How tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?!
I got MVP as Spy.
Without the Enforcer, Spy-cicle, or Dead Ringer.

[dorkdotdan]

I'm so tough I walked down three flights of stairs
without any milk

[LegendZ]

I'm so tough I made myself milk.
Without any milk

Truth is, I just ran out of milk. QQ

[Snow2]

I'm so tough she sucked my richard.

Yeah, so..?

While I forgeted that ass.

Uhh, right this way sir.

Without any milk

[Max4344]

I am so tough i get muscles form my mouse

without any milk