The Salty Spitoon

[bµbbler]

lube as in a slippery anything

fapping with your bare hand unprepared

That's why god almighty gave man saliva, son

[Ad Bot]

[hodototman]

yeah that's easy as forget

how

i cant do it

without saliva dude

[bµbbler]

how

i cant do it

Some people need the royal treatment I guess

[Alyx Vance]

Just don't grip like you're trying to tear it off? Hold loosely.

[Darkness ZXW]

how

i cant do it

unless you have leather hands you shouldn't need to have to use lube

[bµbbler]

unless you have leather hands you shouldn't need to have to use lube

what if his hands are rough because he handles wood a lot

[Alyx Vance]

what if his hands are rough because he handles wood a lot

Lol i c wut u did thar

[fred da kiko]

how tough am i?

i'll have you know i smoked TWO whole marijuanas.

[bµbbler]

how tough am i?

i'll have you know i smoked TWO whole marijuanas.

You forgot the without any milk part

[Alyx Vance]

Me and Bubbler now own the "without any milk" meme
Without any milk

[bµbbler]

Me and Bubbler now own the "without any milk" meme
Without any milk

I say I own 75% while you own 25%
without any milk

[Alyx Vance]

I say I own 75% while you own 25%
without any milk

But I first thought of it.
without any milk

[Wynd_Fox]

Spongebob thought of it first.

[Alyx Vance]

Spongebob thought of it first.

No some big buff guy did.

[bµbbler]

But I first thought of it.
without any milk

You get 55% while I get 45%
without any milk?

Spongebob thought of it first.

Actually it was that one guy
 but he died and Alyx inherited it soo