The Salty Spitoon

[Darkness ZXW]

i'm so tough i only soiled myself twice today

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[bµbbler]

Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?
HOW TOUGH AM I? I'M SO TOUGH, I ATE CEREAL.
Yeah, So?
WITH MILK.

That's just handicapped.

[Scorch]

[BlockoCrafter]

I'm so tough, I fought Chuck Norris.
I only got brain cancer.

[Boink!]

I'm so tough, I fought Chuck Norris.
I only got brain cancer.

Bitch please, I fought Saxton Hale and only got my skull fractured, and my brain bleeding!

[Alteration]

Bitch please, I fought Saxton Hale and only got my skull fractured, and my brain bleeding!

Ladies, please. I fought both at the same time and didn't get a scratch.

[Alyx Vance]

Oh really?
I fought Badspot in a coding war and only suffered a lawsuit!

[Boink!]

Ladies, please. I fought both at the same time and didn't get a scratch.

Please, everyone knows that you tripped over a lady bug after that!

[grunterdb1951]

I killed a grunt then got killed by another grunt... On easy mode.

[bµbbler]

I got teased on the blockland forums
And I didn't even Self Delete by stab

[.:FancyPants:.]

I got teased on the blockland forums
And I didn't even Self Delete by stab

daaayyuuumm

[InvisibleName]

I got teased on the blockland forums
And I didn't even Self Delete by stab

hur, suehsidl beh stib

I'm so tough, I ate cereal in saxton hale's CAGE.
Yeah, So?
WITHOUT ANY CEREAL.

[Jeep]

I'm so tough, I read an XML File.. Without Visual Studio..

[Subpixel]

I'm so tough, I read an XML File.. Without Visual Studio..

PFFFTTT
Notepad++

[Gojira]

I'm so tough I ate a bowl of cereal
WITHOUT ANY MILK