Author Topic: The Salty Spitoon  (Read 18822 times)


I'll be posting more.
Here have another.

im so tough that THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SHALL FLOW FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL. YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SACRILEGE.
LOOK INTO MY EYES AND KNOW HELL. I WILL ERADICATE ALL NONBELIEVERS. THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL FOR YOUR DAMNED SOUL. I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH. I AM A MARKERLIGHT OF FLESH, IN THIS DIMENSION WHERE ALL IS PRETTY. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
CUT THE FLESH, SPILL THE BLOOD. CUT THE FLESH, SPILL THE BLOOD.

ALL HAIL THE DEATH LORD.

im so tough that THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SHALL FLOW FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL. YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SACRILEGE.
LOOK INTO MY EYES AND KNOW HELL. I WILL ERADICATE ALL NONBELIEVERS. THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL FOR YOUR DAMNED SOUL. I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH. I AM A MARKERLIGHT OF FLESH, IN THIS DIMENSION WHERE ALL IS PRETTY. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.



"GOD BLESS THE US"

i'm so tough, i made straight lines in GIMP.

without holding shift

I'm so tough. . .
I have no idea what the forget GIMP is

im so tough i beat It Lives on my first try without taking any damage

without The Bible

I'm so tough I beat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Yeah, so?

Without any cheat codes...

Uh, right this way.

I'm so tough I beat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Yeah, so?

Without any cheat codes...

Uh, right this way.
That's not tough at all

Im so tough I shaved off my pubes...
Without looking.

I'm so tough, I was at school today.
Yeah, So?
AND I stuff MY PANTS WITHOUT CARING.
Uhh, Right this way sir.

HOW TOUGH AM I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?!
ONE TIME I UH, RIGHT THIS WAY
WITHOUT ANY MUSCLES ON MY EYEBALLS

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya'?
How tough am I? I took down a team of heavies as a spy!
Yeah, so?
I didn't cloak, disguise, or use backstabs...

I'M SO TOUGH I SALTY SPITOONED ALL OVER MY MILK

Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?
HOW TOUGH AM I? I'M SO TOUGH, I ATE CEREAL.
Yeah, So?
WITH MILK.