My Soccer Coach

[Swat 3]

I am on the Recreational team were MOST of our players suck. We haven't even won a game. See, I am the best loving godamn goalie out there. But this is what our coach says, "If you are good at a position, let someone who needs practice go in it". He doesn't even do any practices over the week days. Also, including that his son is physically disabled and can't run correctly, the coach puts him as one of two forwards.

All while when we are playing he is basically screaming at us to do something that we never practice on.
/discuss

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[Cookiez664]

kill him.

I'll be your new coach.


Kids, get out there and rip those peoples heads off!

[sir dooble]

Are there any other teams you could try-out for?

Who runs the team besides the coach? Perhaps you could talk to them about how the team is being run. If you're not getting proper practise and don't have a fighting chance due to poor management, then it's not going to be fun for you. Why should you stay with the team if you get nothing out of it?

Also, have you tried talking to your coach? Or perhaps working with friends on the team to practise in your own time?

[bµbbler]

Sounds like a very miserable team lol
Who even puts you in a position you're not good at?
That's like putting air force into infantry

[Tokerovin]

Don't be a part of such a stuffty team with bad management.

[Lalam24]

See, I am the best loving godamn goalie out there.

Sorry, I have absolutely no sympathy for someone who promotes this much arrogance.

[Destroyer]

Coaches always seem to think their kid is the biggest superstar on the team.

[Swat 3]

I tired to talk to the coach and this is what he said, "You can go practice with people from the other teams in those clinics, I am too busy during the week days".


Then why did you even sign up to be a coach D:.

[Aniken 911]

Have him play Duke Nukem.
He'll pick up on the quotes, boost morale, and you'll win more games.
Also, ripping people's heads off and stuffting down their necks will earn you bonus points from me.

[TrollBoat]

I love my traveling soccer team.
this used to be me

[setro2]

step on his face with cleets
problem solved

[Shazoo]

When I used to play soccer I was always kicked out of the game for being "too aggressive"

Not my fault that the girls I was playing against were loving pussies.