Homework Excuses

[Boink!]

"I was too busy helping an old homeless person!"

[Ad Bot]

[.:FancyPants:.]

"did you do your homework?"

"nope"

then the teacher moves on.

[Cheezr]

"i was busy not doing my homework"

[beachbum111111]

I died 

[Darkness ZXW]

I don't like being forced to learn something that I will never ever use in my later life.

ogm so edgy and new

i'd like my fries please

[TeslaCoil]

I don't like being forced to learn something that I will never ever use in my later life.

That's what they all say before they get their asses kicked in the real world.

[dorkdotdan]

I don't like being forced to learn something that I will never ever use in my later life.

Every time someone says this I ask them how to spell grammar.

No one has gotten it right to date.

[Someone from Across]

"Well see my computer was running, and after a while I got tired of chasing it."

[Boston Terrier]

Ok, so last night I was doing my homework and then a muffin fell from the fan. I went to go grab it but then a guy jumped into my window and grabbed it. He shouted "Doc! I've got the book!" then he burned it.
I guess my homework was burned by Marty McFly.

[Alyx Vance]

"I got shot by my neighbor in the toe"

[Flamecannon]

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK, I HAD TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVIL

[¥ola]

Teacher - "Where is your homework?"
Me - "What homework."
Teacher - "Nevermind."

Orrr

Teacher - "Where is your homework?"
Me - "What's homework?"
Teacher - "I give up."

[Alyx Vance]

"I was at the hospital"
"I was moving my stuff to my new home"
"I forgot it at home"
"We had homework? Crud..."
"...... Uhhh haha"

[snozola]

Don't need an excuse cuase I do mah homework.

[Alyx Vance]

^ loozer
Don't do yah homwork dawg, #yolo #swag #2cool4school
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Good boy.