Homework Excuses

[Doomonkey]

I already turned in my homework. Where is your homework?

[Ad Bot]

[Cookieman4276]

I used invisible ink.

[Frosting]

If you tell the teacher you're dad is a total ass, she'll believe you when you say this: "My dad told me to leave the homework on the table so he can help me with it after dinner, but when I came down i found that he ripped it up."

[Boston Terrier]

If you tell the teacher you're dad is a total ass, she'll believe you when you say this: "My dad told me to leave the homework on the table so he can help me with it after dinner, but when I came down i found that he ripped it up."

Teacher, you are dad is a total ass, she'll believe you when you say this: "My dad told me to leave the homework on the table so he can help me with it after dinner, but when I came down i found that he ripped it up."

[Filipe]

"I made paper planes out of it"

"It somehow went into another dimension"

"Yes I did, I cleaned the floor, the closet, the bathroom, cut the grass, stuff like that"

[Alteration]

I did my homework, if you cannot have the responsibility to do something as simple as that you probably shouldn't get a job.