well apparently if I go to the doctor he's going to have to look at my butt with all dat star fish hair and stuff
but good thing they sell it over the counter.

anyway, my mom has confirmed that yes, it is pinworms, and
I am going to die I will get medication soon because without medication they can start crawling out of your nose and ears.
so I'm going to go do that tomorrow
and pray that the worms don't realize that we think butts are gross and rub themselves everywhere on my skin while I'm sleeping
ew
but since they don't realize that I guess that's why they don't adhere to stuff and come out of my pooper with my poop
so thanks guys, you make me feel slightly more insecure, but thanks to the links I know they aren't deadly so I'm going to pretend that you told me that with your vast knowledge and you are all trustworthy