oh my god there are worms in my butt

[Darkmaster20]

When you take a stuff they sneak out and drink the water.

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[Pacnet2012³]

It could be tape worms, too.
http://www.drozfans.com/dr-ozs-advice/dr-oz-parasitic-worms-tapeworms-roundworms-pinworms/

Visit the doctor soon. I'm not kidding.

Edit : It's not serious, but you have to go to the doctor.

[Lando The Climber]

Hey guys, you know you can get assworms from sitting on the toilet after someone who has it sits there
Have fun using public toilets.

[Mr.X98]

Tell ur parents...NAO

[otto-san]

enema with molten lead

that'll clear you right up

[hankyje]

Oh god why I'm eating.

[Kingdaro]

Hey guys, you know you can get assworms from sitting on the toilet after someone who has it sits there
Have fun using public toilets.

good thing i never use public toilets except for pissing, in which case I use the urinals.

[Mute]

*Looks at the topic name
This is why the forums is weird to me.

Also try eating molten hot led. It'll flush everything right out.
Litterally

[Plasmus]

ok wtf why did i click this topic

[Swollow]

ok wtf why did i click this topic

this so much this

[._maxwell23461_.]

ok wtf why did i click this topic

because you moved your hand on the mouse and pushed the left click button at the incorrect time?

[.:FancyPants:.]

http://www.drozfans.com/dr-ozs-advice/dr-oz-parasitic-worms-tapeworms-roundworms-pinworms/

tape over your butt when you go to bed it says
try that

[Blockzillahead]

Just take a stuff and it's all going to be good.

[FaecDog]

well apparently if I go to the doctor he's going to have to look at my butt with all dat star fish hair and stuff

but good thing they sell it over the counter. 

anyway, my mom has confirmed that yes, it is pinworms, and I am going to die I will get medication soon because without medication they can start crawling out of your nose and ears.

so I'm going to go do that tomorrow

and pray that the worms don't realize that we think butts are gross and rub themselves everywhere on my skin while I'm sleeping

ew

but since they don't realize that I guess that's why they don't adhere to stuff and come out of my pooper with my poop

so thanks guys, you make me feel slightly more insecure, but thanks to the links I know they aren't deadly so I'm going to pretend that you told me that with your vast knowledge and you are all trustworthy

[blocklandiansprofile]

Also those worms can escape the intestines and travel to the brain which could cause
Cysticercosis