Author Topic: The Eye of the Storm [Now without a CS:S joke.]  (Read 15417 times)

um okay.

I drop the pistol and go into the back of the shop. Instead of shooting them, I snap all their necks. "Shooting them fills them with lead and wastes some valuable meat."

^^^ I'm sorry did you say "valuable meat"


^^^ I'm sorry did you say "valuable meat"
The brain is the best part.


"Ok, fine." I take the pistol back and walk to the apartment.

"Are you really going to eat those?"


"Anybody got a box of matches? I ain't no good firestarter."

"Eugh, what if they have like, disease?"

"That's why we're cooking them."

"They'll burn to a crisp if you even put them near a fire..."