Stupid puns thread

[CreamTurk3y]

I love puns I especially love the stupid un-funny puns that are so stupid they make you laugh so let's have a thread dedicated to those!

I forgot how to use a boomerang, but it came back to me.

What does a girl have in place of where a snake should be. Nuttin'

Cum on, man, don't have a stroke.

[Ad Bot]

[Boink!]

why did the woman break up with spy
he was a back stabber

[Black and White]

You're puny today

[hodototman]

why did the soul try to cross the road

idk get a life bitch

cwatididther

[Blockomanian]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I wish we can live in an age where chickens can cross the road without their intentions being questioned.

(not quite sure if punny, but still funny.)

I used to have a fear of hurdles.
Then I got over it.

[Freek]

Why did the guy do the stuff?
Because he forgot to do that thing!

[Tetris]

Guys these aren't funny

Try harder

(c wut i did)

[Morpheus]

I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see if one could win, but no pun in ten did.


(Old pun joke)

[Axolotl2]

I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see if one could win, but no pun in-ten-did.

ba dum tssh

[Slate521]

I was in a metallic bond in high school.

(chemistry pun yay)

[Blockomanian]

I used to have alot of puns, but all the good ones argon.

[kevin 51l]

god dammit rob

[.:FancyPants:.]

i used to wonder why things got bigger the closer they get to you

then it hit me.

[Slate521]

I used to have alot of puns, but all the good ones argon.

Want to hear a potassium joke? K.