They're ugly and stuffy. I wouldn't be caught dead in one.
you kind of would if the man who killed you put you into a fursuit and abandoned your dead body on the road until somebody finds you. you would then be caught dead in a fursuit.
the man wouldn't kill me, because he would be distracted by pastries that i made while i make my escape
what if he's allergic to something in the pastries and he ignores them
then i throw powder in his face and run