Have you ever been caught fapping? If so tell story.

[hankyje]

Title says all

Answer = no

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[otto-san]

Does dancing count?

[hodototman]

does masturbating with your friend count

[shyGriff]

no because i don't

[hankyje]

does masturbating with your friend count

hote

[Dezcaban]

i haven't done it in forever, there's not many times they'd get the opportunity to catch me

[steve5451]

Twice but I'm pretty sure they didn't figure out.
Once I was on my laptop and my dad walked in from lunch. He was furious and too busy yelling about his boss to notice my closed moaning laptop.

And once from my mom and I just closed it instantly and pulled my shirt down. She wanted me to get up and do the laundry so I had to find an excuse why not to do it that very second.

[hodototman]

hote

but srsly

he has said directly to my face that I have a big snake

[Momentum]

no because i don't

ur wird

[BanishedLetters]

Nope

[PowerDag]

no

my house is built so that it gives me early warning signs that someone is about to intterupt my procrastination

[JPSC]

no i'm aloveual

[hodototman]

is anyone going to comment on what i said

i need attentionnnn

[yourthatdude]

is anyone going to comment on what i said

i need attentionnnn

yes it does count, now tell story

[hodototman]

yes it does count, now tell story

you guys know remy lacroix

if you do you know what I'm talking about

My friend [not going to say name] and I sometimes masturbate together when he's over

We take turns, don't worry

but one time I was just so climaxic i let my legs down

friend gets a chance to look at my enormous boner (apparently)
he tells me after that if he was a girl he'd want me to forget him

not even awkward

also