Dragon of Dalore

[LegendZ]

>Guards: Be slightly less competent than usual.

[Ad Bot]

[Camera]

noxia: go in the tower and see what's there. we could distract him by making noise behind him.

gordan: watch carefully and don't miss the opportunity

Noxia manages to zoom towards the tower undetected, or so she thought.

Royal Knight: "Huh, that was a peculiar breeze. The wind is supposed to be blowing from the North today...

Royal Knight: "Who are you!? Show yourself!

Noxia: "Uh oh..."

The gem on his helmet seemed to shimmer.

Royal Knight: "A dragon?!"

[*FacePalm*]

stuff

[PowerDag]

kill him.

[ArmyUnit]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THEM GUARDS BRO (sis?)

Killing him seems counter-productive. FLY AWAAAAY

Then again, they already want to kill you, so

[masterockets]

Push him out the window

[Menen]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THEM GUARDS BRO (sis?)

HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY HAVE INFRARED GEMS GOGGLES

[Conan]

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE OUT THE WINDOW

edit:
gordan: stand below window, with claws bared

[PowerDag]

Distract him with your breasts and then punch him in the thermal gem goggles.

Also, Noxia's snout is angry.

[Flamecannon]

hu-howdy

[ArmyUnit]

Bump because I don't like cliff hangers. :(

[Menen]

Guard: Believe its a kid in a Dragon costume

[blazerblock2]

Cleavage.

[Menen]

Cleavage.

10:53 PM - Menen: Dragons dont have boobs, Camera
10:53 PM - Menen: They are reptiles.
10:53 PM - Menen: Reptiles do not have mammaries
10:53 PM - Menen: aka BOOBS
10:53 PM - Camera: pfft
10:53 PM - Camera: I owuld know
10:53 PM - Menen: DONT YOU PFFT ME
10:53 PM - Menen: THIS IS SCIENCE TALKING
10:54 PM - Menen: i dunno
10:54 PM - Menen: how
10:54 PM - Menen: Argonians have boobs
10:54 PM - Menen: how
10:54 PM - Menen: i dont know
10:54 PM - Menen: magic
10:54 PM - Menen: Magic Sacs obviously
10:54 PM - Camera: :)
10:54 PM - Camera: well you see
10:54 PM - Menen: BOOBS ARE ACTUALLY WHERE DRAGONS STORE MAGIC
10:54 PM - Camera: feral dragons dont have boob
10:55 PM - Menen: ohreely
10:55 PM - Camera: yeah
10:55 PM - Camera: drakes can however
10:55 PM - Camera: argonians are like drakes
10:55 PM - Camera: well
10:55 PM - Menen: Weird
10:55 PM - Camera: there are different kinds of drakes
10:55 PM - Camera: raptor like and the argonian kind

Oddly enough we were just talking about this

[TheScout]

>punch stone
>run like hell