What is the best way to ask my coach to be Perma-Goalie?

[Swat 3]

Today was a horrible game, and this is my short rant:

I was the Goalie for the first half, and no balls got through me. We got 3 goals that half. The next half I had to switch with a not-so-good kid on my team.


We lost 9-4.

I want to ask my coach if I can play as Permanent goalie, and I don't know how to deliver it, besides the whole team(kinda) and that kid wants me to be Perma. Though my coach wants his son to play goalie, and if he does tomorrow, I am leaving the team.

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[Man 2]

Are you very bad at playing other positions? Because that would make your case even better.

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stick it in his pooper

tell him his son sucks richard at being a goalie and if he is again then im leaving this starfish of a team

[Feep]

just farking tell him

'i want to play permanent goalie because it's what i like to do best. if you don't like that idea then im going to go look for a better team'

[Aide33]

Wait what game are you talking about?

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Tell him his son is gay and sucks at sports and should be beaten up for being so bad at everything including arts and crafts.

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Tell him his son is gay and sucks at sports and should be beaten up for being so bad at everything including arts and crafts.

YOUR KID IS FAT YOUR KID SUCKS AT EVERYTHING NOBODY LOVES YOUR KID KILL HIM IMMEDIATLY

[Swat 3]

Are you very bad at playing other positions? Because that would make your case even better.

No. But I am better at Goalie than Forwarding, though I am a good defender due to my goalie-ness.

stick it in his pooper

tell him his son sucks richard at being a goalie and if he is again then im leaving this starfish of a team

No. Because the son who loves to play is physically retarted and cannot run good enough. The kid who was in Goal today also sucked and wasn't his son, and at the end of the game the coach said, "It was bad luck." And I was going to say, "forget you, it isn't bad luck, it's you placing bad goalies in the net when I am better.".

just farking tell him

'i want to play permanent goalie because it's what i like to do best. if you don't like that idea then im going to go look for a better team'

I am, tomorrow.

Wait what game are you talking about?

Soccer, Silly.

Tell him his son is gay and sucks at sports and should be beaten up for being so bad at everything including arts and crafts.

Uh, even though it is true, no.