I hate using non-pervert-friends-with-lots-of-benefits as my fanfic victims.
For example: if I replaced me with TheBlackParrot in that story, my ass would get kicked so hard.
However, if I put Wynd in the story, I would just get a slap in the face. A simple explanation: TheBlackParrot gives me a thin and fragile sheet as benefits, and doing fanfic of him would be the equivalent to saying "forget you" to him and then crushing the thin and fragile sheet; Wynd gives me nothing :'c.