re:I loving hate kids..

[VincentTheGuy]

A kid is not necessarily the same thing as a child

You are still a kid

But i am no goat.

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[Alyx Vance]

So let me get this straight...

You've fractured your toe, gotten the length of your arm cut with glass, almost lost your finger and fractured your wrist.

But getting hit with a walnut is too much for you.

LOGIC

There is a differance between a small walnut and a husked walnut.
One hurts more than the other, besides cuts don't even hurt me.

And I'm not saying they're to much I'm saying its no fun being hit with them. And neither is fracturing bones.

[Dezcaban]

There is a differance between a small walnut and a husked walnut.

*inhale*
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KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

besides cuts don't even hurt me.

damn pie man you one tough mo forgeter

[Alyx Vance]

Cuts usually don't hurt anyone?
Unless you can't take a cut at all.

[Electrk]

Cuts usually don't hurt anyone?

yes they do

[Dezcaban]

alyx was probably bawling his eyes out when he got the cut across his arm

[Morpheus]

Cuts usually don't hurt anyone?
Unless you can't take a cut at all.

Then why do I have a two inch scar from a deep cut that needed medical treatment?

[Alyx Vance]

alyx was probably bawling his eyes out when he got the cut across his arm

Probably I was only about 3 years old.
Now cuts don't bug me at all.

[Dezcaban]

Probably I was only about 3 years old.
Now cuts don't bug me at all.

you have terrible parents lmao

[Alyx Vance]

you have terrible parents lmao

Things happen.
Glass tables break you know? Its not my parents fault that it broke while I was under it.

[Dezcaban]

Things happen.
Glass tables break you know? Its not my parents fault that it broke while I was under it.

why the forget were you under it asjdlasljdaslkjdasl

[VincentTheGuy]

why the forget were you under it asjdlasljdaslkjdasl

For SCIENCE!

[Alyx Vance]

why the forget were you under it asjdlasljdaslkjdasl

I was playing with a little toy truck and something broke the table, that is all I recall from that point.
That and about 3 minutes after.

[Dezcaban]

I was playing with a little toy truck and something broke the table, that is all I recall from that point.
That and about 3 minutes after.

and the parents were where

[Alyx Vance]

and the parents were where

So?
What do you expect them to magically know the table is going to break?