Author Topic: re:I loving hate kids..  (Read 5111 times)

So?
What do you expect them to magically know the table is going to break?
I'd be watching my 3 year old play when he's around breakable glass

what if you cut your neck open

that would be real loving tradgedy

I can't imagine a walnut hurting more than a baseball. Or the size of one, even with the shell. I've only seen them about the size of a golf ball, though I'm sure it would hurt a little. And how did a broken table cut the length of your arm?

So?
What do you expect them to magically know the table is going to break?
Your parents never told you did they?

They are jedi.

I can't imagine a walnut hurting more than a baseball. Or the size of one, even with the shell. I've only seen them about the size of a golf ball, though I'm sure it would hurt a little. And how did a broken table cut the length of your arm?
When the glass came down it hit my arm and slid the whole length down.
Of course I was little so it had a short ways to go, honestly it would have probably killed me if it was a bit more to the side.

Your parents never told you did they?

They are jedi.

So my fathers a drunken jedi?
Dammit why can't he use the force to get his beer?

When the glass came down it hit my arm and slid the whole length down.
hahahahahahaha okay so what you're telling me is that it didn't happen

hahahahahahaha okay so what you're telling me is that it didn't happen
It only had a foot to go down, its very possible.
I remember when I had my arm bandaged up with toilet paper and tape because it wasn't a deep cut, it just bled a lot.

It only had a foot to go down, its very possible.
I remember when I had my arm bandaged up with toilet paper and tape because it wasn't a deep cut, it just bled a lot.

Gonna suggest a spin-off of Amateur Surgeon to Adult Swim, gonna call it "Redneck Medicine."

Gonna suggest a spin-off of Amateur Surgeon to Adult Swim, gonna call it "Redneck Medicine."
Why bother to take and freak out over a simple cut? Its not like I lost my arm or anything...

was reading topic
I've been hit by some serious stuff.
dude keep your sick special interestes to yourself

was reading topicdude keep your sick special interestes to yourself
Lolwut?

It only had a foot to go down, its very possible.
how exactly did this table just randomly explode if it was a foot above you


how exactly did this table just randomly explode if it was a foot above you
The table was about 2 feet above me, my arm length was like a foot long.
If I'm right something hit the table smashing it into pieces and a piece of glass managed to travel the full length of my arm. No scars however being what it did cause was so light and it faded away.

The table was about 2 feet above me, my arm length was like a foot long.
nope

If I'm right something hit the table smashing it into pieces and a piece of glass managed to travel the full length of my arm.
oh something just randomly jumped through the table
seems legit

No scars however being what it did cause was so light and it faded away.
"guys guys it happened but the proof mysteriously vanished"

Scars can fade you know? Unless their huge ones that is.
And if you're the "I need picture proof" kind of guy than I dunno what to tell you.
Its been so many years that the scar has done went away if I even had one from it. I don't think thin cuts make scars anyways.