Cooking mini*-thread (*at least for now)

[Cargøn]

Post a recipe that can be made cheap (ideally)

Garlic eggburger
Requires:
Hamburger buns (may substitute other bread product
Butter
Olive oil
Egg
Salt
Garlic powder/salt/whatever

1: Put butter in microwave for 40 seconds (may blow up, optional to melt in other ways.)
2: While butter melts, Heat up pan and put olive oil in.
3: toast bun or other bread product.
4: cook egg. DO NOT TOUCH IT AFTER IT IS POURED UNLESS FLIPPING IT.
5: After egg is cooked, put on plate
6: Take out toasted buns
7: Pour butter on buns
8: sprinkle garlic condiment on buns.
9: Salt egg
10: Fold egg to fit bun
11: Put egg in bun
12: Shove in face-hole

Improvised Eclairs
Requires:
Hot dog buns
Nutella

1: Put nutella in hot dog buns
2: Shove in face-hole

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[Freek]

Freek's Hardcore Drink:

Requires:
Seltzer, Sriracha Sauce, Ketchup, Diced Onions, Mountain Dew.

Put everything in a bottle and shake it.
Then drink.
Then die.
Then sue Freek.

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Bonk! Energy Drink
acquire lemon lime soda
pour in red or green food coloring
add pop rocks
add sour stuff you find in candies
add coca cola
add sugar
add cocaine
add gatorade
add 1 fruity candy

stir up

[Electrk]

Bread

Crush wheat
Add water
Let sit for a while until it rises (levain, bitches)
Bake at who-the-forget-knows degrees.

[carolcat]

rice
boil in water for like a few minutes or whatever
add butter and soy sauce
stir
eat

[rockie]

Get Kraft Mac n Cheese in those little bowls
Cook and add ketchup
Place in facehole
Seriously that stuff mixed together is good.

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Boink's Special Sauce


come see me and i'll give it to ya  

[Cargøn]

rice
boil in water for like a few minutes or whatever
add butter and soy sauce
stir
eat

Why does everyone like rice on their soy sauce?

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Salty Spitoon's Special

Grab nails
Get invisible milk
Get muscles on your eyeballs

[pecon98]

DELICIOUS (chocolate) CAKE

2 EGGS
1/4 CUP OF MILK
1 BAG OF PRE-PREPARED (chocolate) CAEK MIX
1 cup of chocolate chips

[james4115]

if you put bits of hot dogs into mini corn muffins before baking them it's like a baked corn dog
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Boink's Heaven

get nutella
put in bowl
add love
die of too much love

[hodototman]

Freek's Hardcore Drink:

Requires:
Seltzer, Sriracha Sauce, Ketchup, Diced Onions, Mountain Dew.

Put everything in a bottle and shake it.
Then drink.
Then die.
Then sue Freek.

orange drank

[james4115]

how 2mak coolaid

get koolaid
water that stuff like a plant
add 4 pounds of sugar
ingest