Faster Than Light Adventure [The Forum Game]

[Xalos]

You are in control of the intergalactic starship USS Enterprise (A, but don't tell your crew that.)


No, you can't rename anything. I'm not that patient.


You are on a dangerous run to save the United Federation of Planets from a massive fleet of eeevil Rebels.


How do we know they're eeevil? Well, uh... they're not us!!!


Where shall we jump to first?


Or should we, uh, power up weapons first?



Okay, here's how this works. You, the forums, post suggestions. I then take the one which I think is the least stupid. However, I might also post loaded questions (like the "where shall we jump" one above) to deliberately mislead you into doing something dumb so I can laugh. You have to catch me when I do and tell me what to do instead.


Begin suggesting now!

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[blazerblock2]

That place that says 'exit'.

[Xalos]

That place that says 'exit'.

You can only jump to places that have a line connecting them to where your ship is orbiting - the exit is currently too far away. (Plus, you might want to hang around and get scrap before you leave.)

[blazerblock2]

Get scrap.

[Xalos]

I'm going to wait for someone other than blazerblock2 who will take this seriously to post.

[blazerblock2]

I am taking this seriously.  Get scrap.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Go down.

[Xalos]

You go down. There is an asteroid field.



Asteroids damage your shields and, if you have none left, your hull. This also happens to any enemies.

What do? Pick an option.

[nienhaus1]

2

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

1.

[blazerblock2]

1.

[Xalos]

Votes:
1: 2 votes
2: 1 vote


IT'S A TRAP!!!


Choice one: Continue. Choice two: Continue. (You don't get a choice! >:O)


Time to organize weapons and crew and choose what to power up.


We need someone manning shields and weapons, or they take longer to recharge/fire, respectively.

Weapons deactivate from right to left if there isn't enough power for them.



inb4theforumsmakesstupiddecisionsandtheadventureendsrighthere

What do?!

[blazerblock2]

Press space to resume then fire all weapons.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Turn
Off
EVERYTHING.
Activate your weapons, then fire a missile at the shields and the burst lasers at the shields.

[Xalos]

Press space to resume then fire all weapons.

This is one game where the spacebar is your best friend because you can still do stuff while the game is paused but no time progresses.


Anyway, I'm just going to put Spock on shields and Uhuru on weapons, then do what the above two suggested.

BRB, doing that


Also, it's a good idea to give a battle plan for the entire battle and contingency plans for things that might go wrong because there's no way I'm going to have the patience to sit there and wait for you to suggest individual attacks.