I only go on there to see the sad amount of people go, "OMG2 MAINSTREAM GTG JUMP OFF A BRIDGE TTYL ROFLOL #SWAG YOLO YOLO #YOLO YOLO" So I can feel better about my life. Oh, so you have 150,000 friends? Name every single one of them.
Facebook, home to the biggest collection of idiots on the planet.
(Outside of Ohio, of course.)
Go buckeyes.