I have a new religion.

[Moppy]

NO! DO NOT BELIEVE THE DECEIT! THE SPERM WHALE FROM LONG AGO FORETOLD OF THIS TRICKSTER ORCA WHO WOULD BRING ABOUT THE RAGNAROK! REPENT TO THE GREAT NARWAL IN HEAVEN AND BE SAVED!

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[skill4life]

all i can imagine is everyone in this thread making that stock dolphin chatter sound for some reason

[Jerkface]

BUT WHAT IS THIS BEING? WHAT DOES HE SEEK? WHAT DOES HE REQUIRE OF ME?

He only wants love... and your soul.

[PowerDag]

all i can imagine is everyone in this thread making that stock dolphin chatter sound for some reason

it's like eldritchspeak

only real

[Mr.Noßody]

Pfft, this religion is no match for the Spaghetti Monster.

Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fake.

[Cool Boi]

FIREBOMB

[Thar]

NO! DO NOT BELIEVE THE DECEIT! THE SPERM WHALE FROM LONG AGO FORETOLD OF THIS TRICKSTER ORCA WHO WOULD BRING ABOUT THE RAGNAROK! REPENT TO THE GREAT NARWAL IN HEAVEN AND BE SAVED!

*Gasp*

I shall follow the Great Narwhal! Mind the pointy end

[Kobewarrior]

Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fake.

If there's a church dedicated to it then it must be real!

[Harm94]

AND THEN HE! THE MIGHTY ORCAD ASCEND FROM THE OCEAN DEPTHS TO BRING HOLY LIQUID TO THE NON BELIEVERS!

[Jerkface]

AND THEN HE! THE MIGHTY ORCAD ASCEND FROM THE OCEAN DEPTHS TO BRING HOLY LIQUID TO THE NON BELIEVERS!

That liquid isn't holy, no matter what he says.

Just nod politely and deposit it into a nearby garbage bin.

[Electrk]

He spoke then
"May I be your one true God.
For prosperity will be brought
upon those faithful to me
and the unworthy will parish
in the depths of the sea
as those whom deceive
are unable to breathe"

-Book of Orca 12:10

[tkepahama]

Sometimes I regret clicking on these types of threads...

Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fake.

OT: The Spaghetti Monster will always be real...
ALWAYS.

EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS.

[Cool Boi]

He spoke then
"May I be your one true God
For prosperity will be brought
upon those faithful to me
and the unworthy will parish
in the depths of the sea
as those whom deceive
are unable to breathe"

-Book of Orca 12:10

forget that stuff, I'll just bring a snorkel.

[Darkness ZXW]

forget that stuff, I'll just bring a snorkel.

snorkels don't work when you're completely underwater

[Jerkface]

300 feet below sea level.