Author Topic: The great poetry battle  (Read 1803 times)


Haiku

Haikus can be hard
Some can be very easy sometimes
refrigerator
would have been perfect without sometimes

i think


Once there was a bad guy
who had a nasty toe
and it got infected
and then he died

cats
cats cats cats
cats cats
CAT PLANET!!!!!!

The blow user is gay,
He told me so the other day,
If you don't believe me ask my friend Jesus,
He always knows what to say.

Clone is right.
I posted, so as to avoid a fight.

making this is hard
haiku is about that part
difficulty part

I dont know poetry
and neither does my cat
but I do know how to make ramen

I like ramen,
But I do not like bar-men,
Because men that own bars,
marmalade

Roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia
poem writes you


roses are red
violets are red
grass is red
stuff.

then the forget and stuff forgeted the MOON IN THE SKY
while maxwell was eating delicious pie and then proceeding to DIE
pie?

Guys, it's a game

You're supposed to say:

"________ (That was the poem)

Now write a Haiku about how writing haikus is hard."

next user says:
Haikus are hardish
they really really suck butt
But I don't care 'tal.

Now write a rap about how life in the boonies sucks

NEXT USER GOES:
I've been livin' in the boonies since I was a little boy
forgetin' around with the girls and my toys
This one brother pulled a knife on me, i was like "bitch who would wanna strife with me?!?!?!"
He said sorry, backed the forget up, i robbed him of his wallet and checked if he was wearin' a cup!

Now write a...



Ect.