Author Topic: The great poetry battle  (Read 1822 times)

Sam I am
I am Sam
Would you like green eggs and ham?
im a dog i cant eat eggs cause i am a dog
i am a dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

The irony contained in your post is immense
I had been waiting for it in a state of suspense

Your rhymes are still horrid, that's consistent
They might be intentional, I guess you're insistent

I hereby crown myself King of this trial
For you, competition isn't worthwhile

And homo? Really? That's so eloquent!
Next time, think of something intelligent.

I'm shocked you can type words with what I see
and I don't think you'll ever match me.

you're doing the same AABBCC rhyme scheme I've been making fun of for so long. Seriously come here and suck on my dong. You're and embarrassment, your harassment isn't gonna upset me I got here for free. To be the king you need to beat the king, it's gonna be tough for you cause I'm the king and I'm twice as rough as you. Go feed your fishes something delicious you antisocial schizto kid, everything you say is a myth. Your rhymes are fat, my rhymes are all that. Everyone comes in here challenging me, but can't you see? I can't be beaten, and it look like you have been defeaten.


brother brother brother brother, brother brother brother.
I'm 100% brother.

you're doing the same AABBCC rhyme scheme I've been making fun of for so long. Seriously come here and suck on my dong. You're and embarrassment, your harassment isn't gonna upset me I got here for free. To be the king you need to beat the king, it's gonna be tough for you cause I'm the king and I'm twice as rough as you. Go feed your fishes something delicious you antisocial schizto kid, everything you say is a myth. Your rhymes are fat, my rhymes are all that. Everyone comes in here challenging me, but can't you see? I can't be beaten, and it look like you have been defeaten.
Sit down, listen up, I have a new production
With your above post, you have provided me the means of your destruction
Your words barely rhyme
You make some up as you go
And your sentences don't have rhythm
How do Kid and Myth even rhyme? That I want to know.
You attempt to mock me for the voices in my head
but you don't seem to know, they aren't something that I dread
The real thing I'm afraid of
is morons like you who think they're great
But when it comes down to brass tacks
You've got nothing about me to berate.
I'm immortal, you're a peasant
I'll hunt you like a pheasant
In terms of personality you seem very unpleasant
You can't think of a decent insult because your brain's not there
Now, hand over that crown to me, its rightful heir.



Bitch? Do you know who I am?! I'm the Rapaholic, when I drink I don't get drunk... I GET CRUNK. What the forget is your nickname? Junk?
Only one of us can be condescending, it's me. Atleast you changed your rhyme scheme... what a G. Personally this is the most fun I've had in a while, schooling your ass.. you know.. with style. I'll be anxiously waiting for your rebuttal, gonna bounce into my shuttle.
Don't talk smack when you can't even get back
You can't even pretend to condescend because in the end
It's gotta be me on the top and you drop
And you can barely keep in the hop
It's also just sad how bad you are
How you try to get by but I can tie your tongue from afar
You try to stay up by throwing quick punches
You got no weight, you spend your energy on hunches
I wait for the time, for the rhyme, and I'm in
Knock-out, lights-out, no doubt, I win

Sit down, listen up, I have a new production
With your above post, you have provided me the means of your destruction
Your words barely rhyme
You make some up as you go
And your sentences don't have rhythm
How do Kid and Myth even rhyme? That I want to know.
You attempt to mock me for the voices in my head
but you don't seem to know, they aren't something that I dread
The real thing I'm afraid of
is morons like you who think they're great
But when it comes down to brass tacks
You've got nothing about me to berate.
I'm immortal, you're a peasant
I'll hunt you like a pheasant
In terms of personality you seem very unpleasant
You can't think of a decent insult because your brain's not there
Now, hand over that crown to me, its rightful heir.
Good for you, man, for being confrontational
You talk like yo station while stayin conversational
Vivacious, audacious, you speak with depravity
Keeping up, stayin' standin', that's defying gravity
The force, of course, is in your rhythmic rhyme
Iambic pentameter and keeping that time
He's too out of sync; you got him down in a blink
He punches you and now you got him out of the rink

dog
dog
dog
dog

am i good at poetry

Sit down, listen up, I have a new production
With your above post, you have provided me the means of your destruction
Your words barely rhyme
You make some up as you go
And your sentences don't have rhythm
How do Kid and Myth even rhyme? That I want to know.
You attempt to mock me for the voices in my head
but you don't seem to know, they aren't something that I dread
The real thing I'm afraid of
is morons like you who think they're great
But when it comes down to brass tacks
You've got nothing about me to berate.
I'm immortal, you're a peasant
I'll hunt you like a pheasant
In terms of personality you seem very unpleasant
You can't think of a decent insult because your brain's not there
Now, hand over that crown to me, its rightful heir.


Okay I admit it, I'm gonna loving quit it. You win, I lose. You're hang with the gods, i hang with some crews. but I'll be back one day to reclaim my title. I hope you'll be ready for another rhyme recital.

Don't talk smack when you can't even get back
You can't even pretend to condescend because in the end
It's gotta be me on the top and you drop
And you can barely keep in the hop

yeah i think rockslide won ahahahahahaha

lol rap battle up in here

i'd like to see pics of someone smiling at you
i know a lot of people hate him too
he's thought of as the best of the entire crew
they go on posting more than just, of them, two

pics of the dog many know and love, boo

monday monday niger
why you eat so much chiken