Gnome Wars: The Yard Wars

[grunterdb1951]

In a yard, full of bugs and overgrown uncut grass, there lies the Eastern Side and the Western both lost into a conflict of... Garden Gnomes. The Eastern Garden Gnome Empire is fighting the Western Republican Act, A hero must rise to end this conflict...

But who shall he or she determine to rule the Yard?


The Eastern Garden Gnome Empire
Their Garden Gnomes from the east fighting the west for the Dandilion Fields


Western Gnome Republic
Their Gnomes from the West defending their Dandilion Fields.

So uh yeah, Who.

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[grunterdb1951]

Miscellaneous Information:

The Lot is about 90 x 120 in size, and there are plenty of towns for both factions, the wealthiest of the towns is Nikistone which is the city harboring the Dandilion Fields, thus bringing in a income of about 1,000,000 Gnomilions (Currency) a year the reason being Dandilions are recognized as Diamonds to Gnomes.

The Wealthiest city of the Empire is Aletoad which controls the Grand Puddle, and by converting that into Gnome Friendly Water they have a income of 600,000 Gnomilions, the Empire requires the Dandilion field so they can Trade with the Back Yard for Roses which can be converted into Gnome Bread.

[Blocky943]

so
what happens?

[grunterdb1951]

so
what happens?

Basically a kind of vote in which to join these (Somewhat pointless) factions.

[blazerblock2]

Join the defenders.

[Blocky943]

The defendiendiendienders.

[grunterdb1951]

Join the defenders.

The defendiendiendienders.

The Gnome Republic, they need the most help against the tyranny of the empire...

But we should focus on something more personal now, What is your name?

[blazerblock2]

Saul T. Ballsinmout

[grunterdb1951]

Your name is Saul... You thought of a last name before but I don't think it'd get you far.

Perhaps there's more to do, maybe we should rest for the long journey ahead though?

[blazerblock2]

Sure.  Do that.

[grunterdb1951]

You slowly drift to sleep before you find yourself in a room filled with beds made of dead grass, filled with other gnomes. Perhaps you sleep walked into here?

A man walks in and shouts at the top of his (non existing) lungs, "Wake up ladies! We're moving into the frontline of defence!" he turns his head and stares straight at you as he says, "Private Saul get your things and meet lieutenat Riksah at Tall Grass Origon! Move it!"

You get up out of bed and move to your chest, you open it to find a purple mushroom, a crude hammer a map a helmet and some clothing, you wonder if you should eat the mushroom or not...

Should you?

[Duhman115]

Eat the mushroom and vomit rainbows, then don your helmet and uniform and see the good lieutenant

[grunterdb1951]

Eat the mushroom and vomit rainbows, then don your helmet and uniform and see the good lieutenant

Nonono you got the picture all wrong.



Yeaah.

[Duhman115]

Eat the mushroom and vomit rainbows, then don your helmet and uniform and see the good lieutenant

[grunterdb1951]

You decide to eat the mushroom and you begin puking rainbows on the floor, you wipe off the rainbows and put your helmet on and clothing and grab your hammer as you head to Tall Grass Origon, of course you make the occasional stop to look on the map, and then suddenly a Dragon Fly appears! These creatures are vicious and fast and swoop down at you whenever they have the chance, should you stay and fight or continue to the lieutenant? I hear Dragon Fly Wings go good on the market.