name it Ihaveabigrichard So you can run around hot chicks screaming "I HAVE A BIG richard" and if they're like "oh really ohh nice lets forget" be like "hehe sure baby" and if they're like "EWW OMG POLICE POLICE" be like "get over yourself bitch its my cats name I lost him" and she'll be like "oh really ohh nice lets forget" damn dude win-win situation right here sometimes I'm so sly I scare myself.