Pitiful human, you have fallen right into our trap. You believe the weapons you have created work against us, but in fact we have had you fooled this whole time. While you see us playing with string and coming to your food, we have actually been honing our combat skills and storing calories for the war. Not even your aerial superiority can deter us.
Foolish feline, the food was not "food" but contained a chemical agent that has embedded itself into your brains
In just 1 year it'll activate, rendering you as floppy and unwilling as the Ragdoll breed. Mwahaha!
