We are much larger than you! Why do you think you can take us?
We know what your plan will be
To send the distractions, the small breeds, our way before sending your real army
We could take on the small breeds so easily they wouldn't even be distractions
Your attack would be weakened as we would know the time you'd arrive
And we have knives on our paws and our teeth
Do you?
Your army is no match for anti-cat bullets. No amount of reflexes will save you!
Too many cats have families to look after. We will kill your cats and shoot your kittens.
You do know that we have gained enough respect by the U.S. government that if you murder us you will be sued by the owners
