Author Topic: Beware of cats - Next target: Doges  (Read 4774 times)

If we were in an afterlife, you wouldn't be able to communicate this to us.

Its a subconscious realization. We implanted it into your head before death.

Please explain how that is if we're already dead.

It all started when we took out your leader, here is the video.

I need proof of this! I know it's all lies though do there's no point
We have enough proof, but we haven't enough time to attack you. It would just be a waste of time chasing down all your fearful soldiers.

It all started when we took out your leader, here is the video.
How funny. That is not our leader. We have heard of another army trying to make peace, but they were weak and didn't stand a chance.
We are hidden, disguised as normal cats. You couldn't know me even if you tracked down my exact location.

We are hidden, disguised as normal cats. You couldn't know me even if you tracked down my exact location.

Yes, 6 feet under.

Your victory is what we need you to think for ethical balance.

:3

We have enough proof, but we haven't enough time to attack you. It would just be a waste of time chasing down all your fearful soldiers.

Our soldiers are bold and brave. Loyal and humble. How dare you insult them!
No doubt you're making excuses because you don't have robot cats with laser eyes!

Yes, 6 feet under.

Your victory is what we need you to think for ethical balance.

:3

I will let you know that we haven't claimed victory yet. This is where everything you said is gone wrong.
We are still in war. We do not have a complete chance of winning.
But we do not have a low chance either.
So go ahead, try and confuse us. It's not going to work.
You will not defeat our army with simple words.

Our soldiers are bold and brave. Loyal and humble. How dare you insult them!
No doubt you're making excuses because you don't have robot cats with laser eyes!
Oh please. Only helpless, fearful individuals lie about their own army.
Also, I don't think any of your soldiers have actually gotten attacked by a cat before.
If any of them did, they probably didn't turn out so well.


* xxxxkill turns into a giant cannon with cat ears and blasts Electrk

WHERE IS YOUR DOGE NOW.


You're just all talk

In fact, there's one with us right now.

hail cats

Funny because you've killed hundreds. Have you already forgotten?

decepticons will prevail

TRUST HIM NOT. Behold, the birth of a feline murderer.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=165657.msg4111636#msg4111636

Decepticon, your crimes against felines shall never be forgotten. I am appalled that you still carry this facade...
« Last Edit: September 29, 2012, 10:47:10 PM by Mega-Bear »

We have already begun interrogating one of your cats!!

We have already begun interrogating one of your cats!!
Great to know that you fell for our trap.

Funny because you've killed hundreds. Have you already forgotten?

TRUST HIM NOT. Behold, the birth of a feline murderer.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=165657.msg4111636#msg4111636

Decepticon, your crimes against felines shall never be forgotten. I am appalled that you still carry this facade...
I shall have a word with our leader to judge this theory.

Decepticon, your crimes against felines shall never be forgotten. I am appalled that you still carry this facade...
Mega Bear.. You know that was all a lie, it was really Rocket and Mawty that did it.. I was the victim in this, they accused and framed me of killing the innocents at the time, I attempted to fight back, but yet they just got the best of me and my feelings of anger, causing me to argue back, but I didn't know that they were really attempting to make me look even guiltier. I plead innocent.
Off-Topic: Now that I look back.. I can't believe I was that stupid to really even get mad at them. :l I feel bad that I was that idiotic.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2012, 10:55:29 PM by Decepticon »

I will let you know that we haven't claimed victory yet. This is where everything you said is gone wrong.
We are still in war. We do not have a complete chance of winning.

Oh, but you will. Its all part of the illusion. I just know the ending.

Off-Topic: Now that I look back.. I can't believe I was that stupid to really even get mad at them. :l I feel bad that I was that idiotic.
Things are a lot worse looking back on me, to be honest.

Oh, but you will. Its all part of the illusion. I just know the ending.
Oh, okay. We'll just change the ending a bit and let you humans win.
Hahahaha, no. Do you really think we're that stupid, to believe your shenanigans?
We are not giving up our army to your mind tricks, no matter how truthful they seem to be.