Ruin a Dream VI

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

So here's how to play:
You have to post a wish, and the other person has to ruin it.
Here's how it would go:
Nidos: I wish for a bike
maxlol2: You get a scooter. I wish for money
Badspot: You get stuff. I wish to be a king.
Other user: You get ____.

And so on...
 Also, don't wish for a "wish that cannot be ruined" or something similar. It's annoying and unoriginal.

I wish for a chicken
Also, this is the last Ruin a Dream I will make

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[Flamecannon]

you get a cooked chicken artificially flavored with BEEF!

i wish i didn't not have a dream

[Conan]

on attempting to go deeper you find yourself eternally trapped

i wish the blockland forums would become more mature

[Flamecannon]

you are outlawed as immature because apparently there is a higher grasp of maturity unfathomable

i wish not but truth lies within not truth however false lies become opposing forces supporting truth lies without

[PurpleMetro]

return false;

i wish i had a better graphics card for my poopy laptop

[Cybertails1998]

The graphics card is completely incompatible

I wish I was the god of all tangerines

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You're the god of oranges
I wish for a lemon

[Blocky943]

The lemon is combustible and explodes in your hand.


I wish for a box.

[jarelash]

You get a barrel

I wish for a crowbar

[Moppy]

You get one but it gets vaporized in a weapons demeterializer.

I wish for two pieces of rock.

[blazerblock2]

You get two pieces of rock but they are actually large pieces of boulder and they fall on top of you and crush you to death.

I wish for a gaming computer.

[mgroz]

You get an iphone

i wish for a new ferrari

[Duhman115]

You get a pile of scrap

I wish for $700

[Kingdaro]

You get it in quarters falling from the sky.

I wish for a Gatorade.

[LordoftheUnclean]

You get an empty bottle with a Gatorade logo on it.

I wish for fame.