There once was an RD named Joe Rahl who had a bomb.
The emergency shuttle arrived, and he thought it'd be funny to blow it up when it arrives at CentCom.
After 3 minutes, it arrives, and the RD was drunk.
He slurred the quote "to thine own self be true" and it came out as "go duine own shelf be grue".
A second later, the bomb blew up and he died, along with many other hopeless people on the shuttle.
After a few other incidents, Joe Rahl was cursed to be a cluwne and Popecrunch's punching bag.
