If you had $1,000,000 dollars what would you buy?

[Clone v.117]

I would finally be able to afford TF2.

[Ad Bot]

[HellsSpot]

You could turn a 1 million dollars into a 100 million dollars.

[Wynd_Fox]

About...9955 boxes of Magic cards.

[Tømpson]

Mouth, ass and vagina fleshlight, 60,000 1 dollar hookers and a cripple hentai DVD. The rest goes to construction of a nuclear bunker.

[shyGriff]

well i think i'd buy something for--

you can't spend it on anyone else

WHY NOT

[_Rave_]

well i think i'd buy something for--WHY NOT

because this is a hypothetical question and i make the rules

[shyGriff]

because this is a hypothetical question and i make the rules

yeah well frick you and frick your rules i'm hypothetically buying stuff for my internet frens

[WyWy5000]

First I would help my mom and dad with their taxes and get them up to date. Then I would have it to spend it on anything I desired.

[Alteration]

Turbo Builders Club

[_Rave_]

if I wanted to give people money, I'd buy a fantastically talented monkey and have him help me rob banks and stuff

i'd also buy stuff to make me a superhero so robbing banks would be easy

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Buy a super computer worth 1,000,000 and its the only one in existence and will always be up to date and can play everything in the universe.

[danisaac5]

buy 1 million lottery tickets

win the lottery 1 million times

...

profit!!

[otto-san]

use it to secure my wealth, put it into measures to allow more wealth to come in, and then after doing the obvious things (paying any debts, for example), start to use excess on luxuries like computers and cars.

[xxxxkill]

use it to secure my wealth, put it into measures to allow more wealth to come in, and then after doing the obvious things (paying any debts, for example), start to use excess on luxuries like computers and cars.

Then

Really really good computer
Bunch of external hard-drives
Stuff to keep all of that nice and cool
Lots and lots of steam games
Save the rest for an even better computer and more steam games

[otto-san]

Then

Really really good computer
Bunch of external hard-drives
Stuff to keep all of that nice and cool
Lots and lots of steam games
Save the rest for an even better computer and more steam games

...yes, that would go under 'potential luxuries'.