Author Topic: SAW - Build A Trap (Read 1062 times)

HellsSpot · September 30, 2012, 02:13:13 PM

This is basicly a fun little thing where you can make up a dialog (funny or serious) that has something to do with Jigsaw and a trap...

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HellsSpot · September 30, 2012, 02:14:11 PM

Jigsaw at McDonald's

Jigsaw: One Big Mac, please.

Man: Sorry, were all out of Big Macs.

Jigsaw drives away.

2 days later.

The man wakes up.

Man: Were am I?

Jigsaw: I want to play a game. Inside one of these Big Mac's is the key to the door in front of you. If you don't, the door closes in 2 minutes.

Electrk · September 30, 2012, 02:14:57 PM

I SEE

Boink! · September 30, 2012, 02:16:00 PM

"JIGSAW, WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER? ALL I SEE IS DUCT TAPE"
"Exactly."

SeventhSandwich · September 30, 2012, 02:22:32 PM

Quote from: HellsSpot on September 30, 2012, 02:14:11 PM

Jigsaw: I want to play a game. Inside one of these Big Mac's is the key to the door in front of you. If you don't, the door closes in 2 minutes.

You didn't order him to do anything, so saying, "If you don't" makes absolutely no sense.

Your trap is lame.

Skateaton · September 30, 2012, 02:36:19 PM

take a stuff and wipe. You have 2 minutes.

Electrk · September 30, 2012, 02:41:09 PM

oh god why

sir dooble · September 30, 2012, 02:41:52 PM

Quote from: Skateaton on September 30, 2012, 02:36:19 PM

-painful poo snip-

take a stuff and wipe. You have 2 minutes.

What a terrible time for Constipation!

Seriously though, move the tacks off the seat?
Or lift the seat up and sit on the rim.
Or if it's absolutely necesarry, sit down. It's painful, but hardly gonna impact you for life.

And use the side of the cheese-grater paper, in such a way as to seemingly scrape the poo away, in a spreading manner.